My neighbor came over last week and gave me this. Not as a joke, either. It is taller than a gallon jug of milk, and very heavy. In case you can't tell, its a candle. I have been trying to pawn it off on everyone who comes through my door, but no takers yet. When Evelyn learned that it is a candle she asked if we could put it on top of her birthday cake. Seriously, I considered it, but it is so heavy that it would smash any cake out there. Plus, I just want the damn thing out of here.