Seriously, why does anyone make their child stop using a pacifier? It will mess up their teeth? Please. A pacifier is like cocaine for Gabe. Its almost scary sometimes. But, honestly, wouldn't it be better if everybody just carried around their own pacifier and blankie until they died. Like, instead of smoking, eating compulsively, and trying to hyper-control our lives. I guess those things are not as bad for one's teeth.

But, what do I know?

My pacifier of choice these days is called Gin. Gin and tonic, more specifically. I really like expensive gin, but these days I am forced to drink Seagram's. I guess life could be a lot worse, you know?